Seriously, why the hell am I filling this out???

I stole this from Ed. Because it's 4:19 am and I have nothing better to do.

1. Full Name: Timothy Joseph Immortal Badass Allan Rohe
2. Your nickname: Sugahcane, Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones, Sex Machine, the Man, Dufrense, Harry, Big Papa Hardass
3. Birthday: July 21, 1985
4. Place of Birth: Michigan City Memorial Hospitial
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Occupation: Ass Kicking Practitioner
8. Screen Name: eat_my_dick

__Your Appearence___


12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: Gettin' shaggy
14. Eye Color: blue
15.------------------oh well
16. Height: 6'2?
17. Have/Had Braces?: nope
18. Have/Had Glasses?: since middle school
19. Have/Had Piercings: nope
20. Have Tattoos: No, but that may change some day
21. Righty or Lefty: depends on what I'm doing

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Adam Rhoda
23. First Award: Don't know, most likely "Most Badass Kid in the 1st Grade ward"
24. First Sport You Joined: Tee-ball
25. first pet: Rion and Jamie
26. First Real Vacation: Never had one
27. First Concert: Dashboard Confessional *shudder* but keep in mind, the Anniversary played and that's all I cared about
28. First Love: heroin

Favorites___

29. Movie: Do not have one
30. TV Show: Family Guy or Simpsons
31. Colors: Blue, Black, Brown, Green, Grey
32. Band: Don't have one
33. Song At this moment: "Do You Speak Braille" by The Fall on Deaf Ears
*some are missing*
36. Candy: Not a huge fan
37. Sport To Do: fuck
38. Sport To Watch: see previous answer
39. Favorite brand to wear: I honestly don't understand this question
40. Store: Tanja's House of Pleasure
41. School Subject: History
42. Animal: Koala
43. Book: Youth in Revolt
44. Magazine: I don't care about the magazine, just who they talk about

___Currently___

49. Eating: Souls
50. Drinking: Virgin's blood
51. Typing: these words
52. Online?: of course, dumbass
54. Thinking About: meh
55. Wanting To: Dream
56. Watching: nothing
57. Wearing: Socks, shoes, pants, boxers, shirt, jacket

___Your Future___


58. Want Kids?: no
59. Want to be Married?: no
60. Careers in Mind: Rockstar or roadie

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___


67. Cute or Sexy: cute is sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: shorter
71. Easy-going or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: I like women who tip the scales. More cushion for the pushin'!!
74. Sensitive or Loud: the first one
75. Hook-up or Relationship: which ever
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both are cool

___Have you ever______


78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yep
80. Smoked: yeah
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah, it lasted like 2 hours, then I went to Dan's
82. Broken a Bone: yeap
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Broken Someones Heart: I've been told stories, but I've never heard or seen any confirmation
85. Broke Up With Someone: yes
86. Turned Someone Down: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___


89. God: no
90. Miracles: depends on your definition
91. Love At First sight: not really
92. Ghosts: yes.
93. Aliens: Yeah, and if there isn't any...then that is the biggest waste of space ever.
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: it's a 50/50 shot, and again, it depends on your definition
96. hell: no
*missing 97*
98. Kissing on The First Date: sure
99. Horoscopes: they're humorous

___Answer Truthfully___


100. Has There ever been Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Whiney Bitch Statement of the Day - Story of my life.